Why is it just me

I'm that girl who's hair wont sit right on a parting; who's eyelashes stick together at the edges with overzealous mascara. I'm the one who can't get her scarf to sit neatly or layers to stay comfortably in place. The moment I apply lipbalm in  a vain attempt to stop my lips from cracking it's inevitable the wind picks up to stick my hair and any airborne debris to my face from that moment henceforth.

Why is it that it's only me who accidentally chooses a dress which rides up on thick tights - and I'm sure it didn't before.

I'm trying to look at the bigger picture but to be honest, I feel like if there's an opportunity to stub my toe I'm more likely to break a leg on it.
Sophie