I'm that girl who's hair wont sit right on a parting; who's eyelashes stick together at the edges with overzealous mascara. I'm the one who can't get her scarf to sit neatly or layers to stay comfortably in place. The moment I apply lipbalm in  a vain attempt to stop my lips from cracking it's inevitable the wind picks up to stick my hair and any airborne debris to my face from that moment henceforth.